Top 10 sentences (or partial sentences) that came out of my mouth in the last week:
You ARE a cute puppy, but you may not chew on my Coach purse.
Andrew, stop tackling your sister.
Cailin, why don’t you just MOVE out of your brother’s way so he doesn’t pummel you?
Honey, didn’t I SAY it wasn’t a good idea to take the kids to the grocery store after dinner??? Go ahead….Tell me I’m right….
Cailin, you are not going to drown in the swimming pool during your swim lessons, your swim teacher won’t let that happen….
Can someone tell me why the dog is chewing on the door?? He has like a thousand dog chews and toys....
Honey, I’m sorry I ruined your life, but that’s what moms have to do sometimes, it’s our job….
You have to wear socks, it’s –18 degrees outside, I’m sorry, you can’t go barefoot.
It’s not ok to try to ride on the puppy like he’s a horse. I know it seems like he likes it, but it’s not nice…..
Andrew, stop ramming your cart into other carts, no this is not Wii Super Mario Brothers, this is Cub Foods.
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